Chiefs and Royals, Pray for Us
According to my husband, who read a Pitch article on his lunch break yesterday, the teams might move to Las Vegas if we don't step up and vote for stadium improvements. I, for one, refuse to send our sweet little ball players into that den of depravity. I know by watching the big screen at the K that most players, when asked which famous person they would want to be stuck in an elevator with, chose Jesus Christ. To send them to Sin City is just plain wrong. Not to mention how close they would be to the Raiders, the official team sponsors of Hell.
Come on people: it's a matter of religious importance that you vote for the improvements. Forget about yesterday's loss. Forget about today's hangover brought on by yesterday's loss. Vote yes on Questions 1 and 2. If you don't do it for God, do it for your fellow citizens. Do it for the stadium workers. Do it to keep our sportswriters in town. Do it to keep tailgating as Kansas City's favorite past time. Do it to stick it to the Raiders. Do it to cash in on your bet against the 50 to one odds that it would fail. Just vote!